If Buddy the Elf was a Halloween character, that would be my niece. And this would be her motto:

1. Treat every day like Halloween.
2. There’s room for everyone on the naughty list.
3. The best way to spread Halloween fears is to put on your “apocalypse doctor” mask during a global pandemic and head to the grocery store.

This is my niece… I find her to be hilarious. She loves Halloween. She showed up to a random non-Halloween party last year in full Halloween make up. She does amazing make -up for any occasion. I love her scarecrow costume.

Speaking of scary. It was haircut day here in hell over the weekend. I used to cut my husbands hair but about 5 years ago, I handed him $20, sent him to Great Clips and never looked back. He needed a haircut before they shut down the salons 3 weeks ago, so I got the clippers out. You don’t get anything fancy. No fade, no multiple numbers or lengths. You get a number 5 and a neck trim. Also, at my low-service salon, you can watch “Dude Where’s My Car?” while you get trimmed.

I can say though, since I know he’ll never read this, it was a lot easier to cut his hair than it was 5 years ago. There’s a lot less hair up there! HAHA!!

I also cut my daughters hair, as it was getting to be too long for her to detangle on her own.

Running low on veggies? Check out this new recipe for Apocalypse Pasta.

Or if you want some really bomb cookies, check out Snoop Dogg’s Rolls Royce PB Chocolate Chip Cookies. I made some with M&M’s. Snoop Dogg’s Eminem cookies 😉

Speaking of Apocalypse – If you haven’t seen Zombieland Double Tap, it’s free on demand on Comcast and was totally worth watching.

Stay Well!
~CPM