Did you really search for that?

As food bloggers, we often go through our search terms so that we may retag posts in order to keep in step with how people search for things.  Most of the time the search terms are pretty straight forward, however, some are pretty bizarre.  Here, we want to share the more interesting search terms which land people at our site.  To kick it off, we start with the one we got today, which is what really prompted this page to be written:

Porno asiatique scissors – do you kiss your mother with that mouth? what’s even more interesting is the post that they looked at once they got here:  Cynara Cardunculus.

My husband overcooks bacon every time – it’s okay – we won’t tell him

Chef robert hesse died – Nope.  Not dead.  He’s very much alive and doing very well.  You can catch up with him here. Or just go eat some awesome BBQ at his restaurant When Pigs Fly BBQ Pit in Westfield, NY.

Mature couple old turki chips – Well, I just don’t have anything witty to say about this one.  I’m not even sure what recipe would cover any of this search term.

Jack and Coke in pasta sauce – I’m fairly certain they call that “barfaroni”.

How to make meditation pork chops – Meditation pork chops? Is that really a thing?  Okay – I’ll take a stab at that one….Preheat skillet over medium heat, meanwhile, season pork chop on both sides with seasoning salt, black pepper and onion powder.  Drizzle a little oil in you hot pan.  Place pork chops in pan and cook around 8 minutes per side, all the while meditating on how good they are going to taste when they are done.  Remove from heat and let rest, covered for another 7 minutes, while you set the table meditate on how good they will be.

Does Scarlett Johansson have herpes – Good question!  Are you asking because you’ve recently slept with Scarlett Johansson and then got herpes?  Or are you asking because you have them and then you slept with her and now you want to know if she’s got them too?  Either way, we don’t know that answer and we’re even more confused as to how you found our website with that search term.  Really, we tried and couldn’t find ourselves with any of those words.  Also, please tell us what recipe you landed on?  Good luck in finding your answer.  Maybe check with TMZ?

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